“Psst…”

“Psst.. Hey you. Yeah you. C’mere. You got the carrots?”

A Siamese Sable Netherland Dwarf looks to score some carrots at show.

What, is this a bullfight?

El Toro circles the ring … he stops, turns to face the matador. Eyes afire, snorting smoke, pawing the dust. The matador swings the cape, and el toro charges…

…oh wait, it’s just a black tortoise Holland Lop. Maybe you forgot his carrots.

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